mmmmm.........HELP!

Ask Google: How do you get your family to just leave you alone, when your only 4-months old?
Google Response: You're 4-months old?
JR: yeah!
Google Response: How are you typing this?
JR: I'm gifted, duh' .....
Google Response: How do you know you're gifted?
JR: My mom and dad told me so!
Google: So hav'n' a problem with the parents?
JR: What do I do?
Google: Wait 18 years............